How many tops do I own like this? Why is it that fat people drop more food than the average (size) person? And how many pounds will I have to lose before I stop gooping on my clothes? What the heck is that all about, anyway? Is it because we have a shelf between our mouths and the table? Can normal-sized people eat over their plates more properly? A big, fat mystery.
This top is a Ralph Lauren shirt I bought from Macy’s. It probably cost over $40 or so. I can only wear it around the house now.