Fat spots be gone!

How many tops do I own  like this?   Why is it that fat people drop more food than the average (size) person? And how  many pounds will I have to lose before I stop gooping on my clothes?   What the heck is that all about, anyway?  Is it because we have a shelf between our mouths and the table?  Can normal-sized people eat over their plates more properly?  A big, fat mystery.

This top is a Ralph Lauren shirt I bought from Macy’s.  It probably cost over $40 or so.  I can only wear it around the house now.

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